emma-mornings (users guide)

October 3rd, 2005
  • She isn’t deliberately hostile, she just hates you mornings.
  • Yes, unintelligble grumbling is a form of communication, if Emma is totally silent it’s a sign to shut up.
  • If it is YOU that makes the coffee, note that there isn’t such a thing as too much coffee. Emma is happy at the chance of a third cup.
  • Do not talk to Emma until after her second cup.
  • If it is a weekday, it is better to not talk to her at all.
  • In any case, don’t expect an answer.

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